How to summon the devil, and what to do when he shows up

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Hocus-Pocus Recipes và Rituals: How khổng lồ Summon a Demon Friend

Marcie Di Bartolomeo (writer); Jessica Norton (illustrator)

Here I’m going to lớn show you some simple tricks of the trade khổng lồ summoning a demon lớn the mortal realm.

Illustration by Jessica Norton

Hello hello! I’m Selena Sparklemoon, your local apothecary và witch. If you were anything lượt thích me growing up, you probably struggled at times making friends. As you come of age you may realise you still struggle making friends. And sure, you can choose to lớn focus on pursuing other things (like gardening). But what if you need to lớn bring a friend lớn a party, or a family reunion? What if you need some pals to lớn keep you safe in the city? It’s hard to lớn make friends; it’s especially hard to make them on short notice.

So why bother making friends when you can summon them? Here I’m going khổng lồ show you some simple tricks of the trade khổng lồ summoning a demon khổng lồ the mortal realm. If you feel reluctant lớn summon denizens of hell, don’t be! I can assure you, demons are very fun, cordial, social individuals. I should know, my best friend Amon’s a demon! and this ritual is mostly safe. Maybe pack some extra salt just in case.

You can source most of these ingredients from your local market or garden, or a travelling salesperson at any old crossroads. Just don’t close any giao dịch with a handshake—unless you don’t mind your soul being eternally bound lớn hell & its denizens.

You will need the following:

A summoning areaA cup of salt. Sodium chloride (NaCl) to be preciseSix scented candles. Preferably lavenderChalk. Lots of it (at least one box)A box of matchesAn offering (depends on the demons, usually a couple boxes of organic dark chocolate will work out fine)Start by choosing your summoning area. It can be your attic or basement, a clearing in a deep dark forest, or an abandoned building. You can also choose a cemetery but expect some unexpected guests (like ghosts & ghouls and vampires).Cover your chosen summoning area in a large ring of salt. Make sure there are no gaps. You don’t want your demons getting up to any mischief the minute they appear in the mortal realm—save that chaos for later.Using your chalk, draw a circle within the confines of the salt. Then draw an inverted pentagram in the circle—make it big and expressive so that it looks like you put your heart and soul into it. After all, you’re trying to impress your future demon friends!Place five of your candles at each point of your pentagram. Place the sixth in the centre.Light the candles with a match (the fewer the better, you don’t want to waste too many). Your summoning circle should be glowing now (and smelling faintly of lavender).Place your offering in the centre of the circle, next to lớn the sixth candle.Now recite the words, “Saecula saeculorum, be my friend, be my friend,” over and over, about six times. Say this confidently and with conviction. If you have a particular demon in mind for summoning—such as an old friend you want khổng lồ see again—picture them in your head while chanting.If you have done steps one through seven correctly, you should see volumes of purple and red light emanate from the centre of the summoning circle. You should then see several demons munching greedily on your offering.At this point, introduce yourself! Get lớn know them too, & make sure they know not lớn cause too much chaos while on the mortal plane. The demons you have summoned will be pretty random—unless you concentrated on a particular one while chanting—and this applies lớn their personalities as well, so keep that in mind!Once you have confirmed that they’re cool & you will be safe in their presence, feel không tính phí to break the salt ring and invite them lớn your social gathering!Once you are done with your social gathering, return them to the summoning circle, rebuild the salt ring, recite the words, “Home sweet home,” and they will return to their ring of hell. You are welcome to avoid this last step & keep them around as long-term friends, but bởi be warned: after 24 hours the ritual’s protections will have worn off and your demon friends will be miễn phí to vày whatever they please!

That’s something I admittedly did the first time I cast this ritual. & sure, it got me Amon, my best friend—but after one too many destructive adventures in the city square, my coven forced me to finish the ritual & banish them home. I sure do miss them, I wonder if they’re doing okay… That’s all from me for now! Tune in next time where I will reveal a nifty recipe on a perfume that removes brain fog! Buh-bye for now!